My News of the Day

Its like you can just summon the crazy. Whenever you're bored, you say the magic words and some crazy bitch comes and makes your life interesting.

Hahaha.
Hmm .This theory needs exploring.

Umm, I'm back, that's the news today.

Typed an entire essay at lunch today, the period before it was due. Feeling great about that.

I have to schedule my senior year classes Wednesday, but it's not final, so it's not too stressfull. Still, I have no idea what I want to do with life. I guess I'll update Wednesday when I scheduled, even though no one really cares.

Haha. <sarcasm>I care with all of my heart.</sarcasm>

i just woke up after having the most fucked up/realistic dream ive ever had:

i lived in this house with the same people i do now, and the basement was huge, and for some reason my stepdad had these 2 like 30 feet long by 25 feet sections of holes he had dug into the ground (my bed was in the middle, about 20-30 feet in between both holes...and apparently he was going to have someone fill them in again as the ground was unstable (?)...then i wake up one day and remember that we have this big ass arcade area in this huge ass basement...and this dudes sitting at my bed and hes got a bunch of pot in a cannister, so he gives me a bowls worth and i go smoke it....then all of a sudden me and my real dad are playing all these various arcade games for a long ass time...trying out each one...(this same arcade area was in a previous dream some time ago) and then it gets later in the night...and my sister and dad are in the huge ass basement with me (theres no holes anymore still) and im wanting to smoke another bowl...so i try to get away from them by going into this spare room way on the other side of this large basement...but my sister follows, and for some reason i grab on her ass ( ?!?!) cheek and my dad yells...but then they arent there anymore, so im in this spare room...its an actual bedroom with a chair and a bed, and a bathroom in the back...some sort of elegant guest room...and so i close the door...and go into the bathroom and turn on the lights and check for spiders because i hadnt been in there in forever...so its alright...then somehow im outside of the guest room again...but i walk in and its only a bathroom...then i later walk in and its the same guest room with a bathroom in the back...anyways i dont think i smoked that bowl...but then i walk outside through some door down in the basement...and right as i walk out this black chicks walking up the sidewalk, and i look to my right and notice a Dairy Queen to the right of my house...except it wasnt actually a house...there was tons of tunnels and doors...some sort of colony...the walls or grounds were blue/black colored...and i see my mom and say "i didnt remember there being a dairy queen out here"...im not sure if i got the dairy queen, but next thing my moms helping me figure out with tunnel i needed to walk through to get back into the basement...it was easy enough, i remembered from when i walked outside where i came from...so as im walking in my sister and her friend bombards me out in the tunnel...and apparently some chick wants to get with me, but the chick they spoke of wasnt there...so i go into the guest room again, then i see this picture of the girl in head my standing outside...and i find her not of interest to me...then i wake up with this image of malcolm in the middle in my head (?!?!?!)...a photo of dewy, malcolm, and the brother above malcolm...i dont watch that show...but they were in my head when i woke up

there was other things to...i can remember the exact location of everything in the basement, and could draw a map of it, dear god though! i grabbed my sisters ass...wtf?!?!

...to lazy to read that right now, I will tomorrow when I get home...possibily/

Anyway, having a good time with Nocturna

You really are random, VJazz.

Whoa, that dream's pretty fucked up.

My last dream (yesterday's) was about a bunch of evil superheroes and stuff. Maybe it's the side-effect of reading too much Runaways, a very good Marvel comics.

my news of the day: I got to come home from work early today. I got everything done this morning, and since a winter storm was moving in, the boss told me to go home, pretty sweet!

News- I finally have acess to a computer!!!

Today was FREE PANCAKE DAY AT IHOP!!!

lol.......I went to IHOP with 4 friends and some girl I didnt' know and we walked in and got 3 pancakes per person and free water

I left a 40 cent donation to some charity but I'd say it was worth it

FREE Pancake day is awesome......

there's also this hill right by the place and we went up there and found a tarp and were sledding down it and just hung out.......fun day I'd say

Can't wait till next year haha

haha i went to IHOP once and the owner...who had sort of a low voice for a chick comes up after we had been eating and gives us a refill and says "good bacon, good coke, good straw" ina big and burly boy voice

it was pretty much awesome

Rargh...I am home...got my Alestorm tshirt now.

Shall sleep soon

vanguardjazz wrote:i just woke up after having the most fucked up/realistic dream ive ever had:

i lived in this house with the same people i do now, and the basement was huge, and for some reason my stepdad had these 2 like 30 feet long by 25 feet sections of holes he had dug into the ground (my bed was in the middle, about 20-30 feet in between both holes...and apparently he was going to have someone fill them in again as the ground was unstable (?)...then i wake up one day and remember that we have this big ass arcade area in this huge ass basement...and this dudes sitting at my bed and hes got a bunch of pot in a cannister, so he gives me a bowls worth and i go smoke it....then all of a sudden me and my real dad are playing all these various arcade games for a long ass time...trying out each one...(this same arcade area was in a previous dream some time ago) and then it gets later in the night...and my sister and dad are in the huge ass basement with me (theres no holes anymore still) and im wanting to smoke another bowl...so i try to get away from them by going into this spare room way on the other side of this large basement...but my sister follows, and for some reason i grab on her ass ( ?!?!) cheek and my dad yells...but then they arent there anymore, so im in this spare room...its an actual bedroom with a chair and a bed, and a bathroom in the back...some sort of elegant guest room...and so i close the door...and go into the bathroom and turn on the lights and check for spiders because i hadnt been in there in forever...so its alright...then somehow im outside of the guest room again...but i walk in and its only a bathroom...then i later walk in and its the same guest room with a bathroom in the back...anyways i dont think i smoked that bowl...but then i walk outside through some door down in the basement...and right as i walk out this black chicks walking up the sidewalk, and i look to my right and notice a Dairy Queen to the right of my house...except it wasnt actually a house...there was tons of tunnels and doors...some sort of colony...the walls or grounds were blue/black colored...and i see my mom and say "i didnt remember there being a dairy queen out here"...im not sure if i got the dairy queen, but next thing my moms helping me figure out with tunnel i needed to walk through to get back into the basement...it was easy enough, i remembered from when i walked outside where i came from...so as im walking in my sister and her friend bombards me out in the tunnel...and apparently some chick wants to get with me, but the chick they spoke of wasnt there...so i go into the guest room again, then i see this picture of the girl in head my standing outside...and i find her not of interest to me...then i wake up with this image of malcolm in the middle in my head (?!?!?!)...a photo of dewy, malcolm, and the brother above malcolm...i dont watch that show...but they were in my head when i woke up

there was other things to...i can remember the exact location of everything in the basement, and could draw a map of it, dear god though! i grabbed my sisters ass...wtf?!?!

hahaha...dude...I love reading your dreams. Speaking of dreams, I'm going to bed.

See you guys later

vanguardjazz wrote:i grabbed my sisters ass...wtf?!?!

I've done worse things to my sister in dreams. Alot of those things are things I would never do with my sister in real life.

There's a positive side to incest: it stays in the family.

Haha, yes! Sigged.

evil scientist wrote:There's a positive side to incest: it stays in the family.

yep, if you can't keep it in your pants...keep it in the family....

LOL MetalManiac!

"Where'd you meet your wife?"
"At the family reunion."

Jeff Dunham fan?

news: I was laid off today, again! Don't know for how long. I'll start looking for another job on monday.

Ah that is whorish MM...hope you find yourself a job that doesn't seemingly treat you like piss


Oh, my news...got my results today....says "Your exam results have been differed" load of gay...just tell me I failed

got two exames points back, failed both ...