Vent Your Anger

Fag.

metalmaniac37 wrote:proves that there are some decent people in this world.

Mhm, but then again there was nothing interesting in it for other people, except for the keys for my bike and room/flat, and the Wintersun patch, haha. :p

Oh man i love shit like this. *Turns on angry vent mode*

Here we go:
What the FUCK is with godamn people who can't fucking move their hand 2 inches to turn a fucking indicator on when they're FUCKING DRIVING???? ARGH.... man. What the hell. Seriously, how lazy can you bloody be. Oh - but it gets worse, when people think "oh i'll indicate" - when they have already made the fucking move in traffic!?! DUMBASS.

*breathes*

Oh and the other thing that comes to mind is how fucking retarded are news programs these days? Oh don't worry, there are kids dying of famine all over the place, the palestinians and the israelies are still blowing the fuck out of each other, terrorism is still thriving, rich people keep getting richer while the poor just get more poor - but oh no, the neighbour next door who stuck his finger up at some dumb bitch is a much more important story. Is the government trying to turn us into slobbering monkey fuckers who can't tell their asshole from their nose?? How stupid does someone have to be to not see that these fucking shows aren't telling the news anymore, they're finding stupid people with dumber stories to go on screen and pick their fucking nose and say how shit their pathetic life is.

*sigh*
Well......... i'm sure more will come to mind but that'll do me for the next 5 mins.

I am right there with you sir...had to put up with so many fucking shit drivers during my long drive yesterday...the first one couldn't fucking stay on her side of the road...which made me very nervous because I ws behind her....fuck sake....if you can't stay on your side of the road when there are no fucking cars around, then get the fuck off the road...wankers

Mephistoau wrote:Oh man i love shit like this. *Turns on angry vent mode*

Here we go:

Oh and the other thing that comes to mind is how fucking retarded are news programs these days? Oh don't worry, there are kids dying of famine all over the place, the palestinians and the israelies are still blowing the fuck out of each other, terrorism is still thriving, rich people keep getting richer while the poor just get more poor - but oh no, the neighbour next door who stuck his finger up at some dumb bitch is a much more important story. Is the government trying to turn us into slobbering monkey fuckers who can't tell their asshole from their nose?? How stupid does someone have to be to not see that these fucking shows aren't telling the news anymore, they're finding stupid people with dumber stories to go on screen and pick their fucking nose and say how shit their pathetic life is.

That's because the news is controlled by the government, and they only report what the government wants them to report. They want to make us dumb, so we won't get wise to what they're really up to.

Making renovations in the house is cool, but all the mess previous to that sucks

Cough

Someone needs Nyquil.

FUck Nyquil. I need cigarettes

Uhm. What about Dayquil?

My boss told me he'd kill me if i didn't quit smoking.

Wow, ouch. I think that's going to hurt a bit.

Try some Dayquil - it is healthier than cigs.

Nah. I don't care. He can't actually fire me for smoking.

He can kill you though. And that might hurt.

Nah he can't. He might be 6'6" but i'm a crazy kangaroo killer.

Oh. I see. So you make kangaroo soup then? Does it taste any good? Maybe I should ask Duckie to ship me a few kangaroos.. Or Gunter, since he's in the army, he can shoot a few for me. Hmm. But I won't be able to cook it, so I'll have to ship it to you so you can prepare it, then ship it back to me so I can toss it into the microwave and eat it only to remember I don't like soup.

Nah. I don't cook kangaroos. I just kill them for sport. Flying dragon jumpkick to the throat.

Oh wow, awesome! Wanna teach me how to do that?

Yeah. You stand completeley still, and wait for a kangaroo to come within 5 feet of you. This can take a while, unless you hang out at a zoo quite often.

Then you take a running jump and thrust your feet out infront of you, at what you judge is about throat height (Somewhere in between the ears and the pouch). You use the time in the air to imagine that you're a dragon, so that if someone was watching, they could see the outline of a dragon in the way you are flying.

Works everytime.

I'll have to try that tomorrow. I'll stand in my backyard the whole day waiting for the kangaroo to appear.

That's the spirit!

I just aim for the head with my golf club and balls. It may take a little longer, and accuracy is a big factor, but its heaps of fun!

And i've got about 3 dead kangaroos lying in my backyard if you would like them Pedro? Recently killed too so you aint getting any bad meat.

Have they been humped into submission?

LMFAO Loke i actually have tears in my eyes im laughing that much lol..

I could drive like... 15 mins to my mates house to find some for you if you want lol... they're all through the bush near him